21 questions. not really. it's just harder coming up with relevant songs than i thought. o shut up.

i have said in the past that i would not make this blog about silly entries/surveys/emotional outbursts. but under increased demand to learn more about the man, the mystery that is "dunce", i've decided to complete a survey. also, because i was tagged by my gf's little sister who is rather ferocious when she puts her hands on her hips; really, it's quite intimidating.

Four jobs I've had in my life:
1. tutor
2. librarian
3. yogurt store clerk, server, guy, whatever you want to call me (for a while, my friends thought i was an ice cream truck driver)
4. investment banker (please note the logical trend in my ascension towards my goal of being the youngest professional retiree ever)

Four movies I can watch over and over:
1. my sassy girl
2. the princess bride
3. anything in the frat pack family (zoolander, anchorman, wedding crashers, etc.)
4. you've got mail

i'm a man... really, i am.

Four places I have lived:
1. flushing, ny
2. dirty jersey (northvale and harrington park, or "da hood")
3. charlottesville, va (what i like to call "the dark ages")
4. 80 john street, new york, ny, i hate this place.

Four TV shows I love to watch (i don't watch tv so shows that i like to catch when i can):
1. that 70s show
2. monk
3. robot chicken
4. family guy

Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Montreal
2. the Shore
3. London
4. Amsterdam

the funny thing is we did the SAME exact thing at EVERY single place... which is the SAME exact thing we do at home which is NOTHING

Four websites I visit daily:
1. www.bear.com (for all your investment banking needs)
2. www.espn.com (for all my bathroom reading needs)
3. www.salon.com (for further bathroom material on days after i've eaten too much meat. good day for me, not such a good day for the guy in the next stall. i'm sorry, truly, i am.)
4. itsmedunce.blogspot.com (b/c i'm narcissistic... leave me alone)

Four of my favorite foods:
1. korean meat of any kind
2. french fries
3. mashed potatoes
4. ice cream

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. in bed
2. in MD
3. in NJ
4. nowhere but here: bear stearns, my love, my life, my home

if you've read this far, congratulations. you are now more enlightened about my life. for this alone, you are better than the average human being. so i congratulate you; today, you are above meer mortals. pretty nice feeling, huh? this is what it feels like to be the dunce. well, this plus having your bowels in a state of constant flux. but i digress, i've got to go take a dump. where's my ESPN?