randomness.

today i was on the elevator with some scrubby looking dude and he got off on his floor first. but as he's getting off, he lets out this burp and he's like "oops, excuse me" and gets off. as soon as the door closes, one of the worst smells i have ever smelt attacked my nostrils (and i've smelt a lot of bad smells... trust me). i couldn't even do anything. i was just stuck in this box with the aroma of death circling around me, enclosing me in a pungent prison of putrid pain. hehe. alliteration is my friend.

also, i want to see the new king kong movie solely for the fight between him and t-rex. that should be gangsta. and wouldn't it be great if they gave king kong a voice? me and dk were talking about this and we were saying the movie would be 10x better with a king kong voice. im imagining something like barney from the simpsons. like he's holding naomi watts and starts undressing her and then goes "hey! you're not a banana!" that would make this movie sell so much better. seriously, i need to be in a position of power in a place like hollywood or anywhere else.

another movie tidbit: "harry potter 4" was possibly the worst movie i've ever paid money for in my life. actually no, that was "crazy beautiful" (sidenote: any movie that has to have one of its characters actually say the movie title during the movie is so stupid. when the guy goes "you're crazy" to kirsten dunst, who by the way is so annoying and ugly it hurts me to look at her, and she responds with "you're beautiful", i wanted to punch myself in the throat. seriously, would "the usual suspects" be such a great movie if kevin spacey looked at the band of misfits and said "well, looks like you've got the usual suspects"? or if mel gibson looked at the english army and said "this looks like a job for... braveheart!"? this should be an unwritten hollywood rule. kind of like actresses must either do a nude scene (halle berry) or become ridiculously ugly (charlize theron, nicole kidman) to win an oscar. back to "harry potter 4".) it was so choppy and cut between scenes so badly that if you hadn't read the book, it'd be impossible to follow the plot much less the new characters this book introduces (not like i've read the book or anything). also, the new dumbledore was a complete ass. he was all over the place, yelling, pushing, acting like a moron, not like the cool, suave, awesome dumbledore we've all come to know and love (not like i've read the book or anything). and could the acting be any worse? it's like they picked random british people off the street and gave them a script. "oh you have a british accent? AND red hair? perfect, you're ron weasley." and why is everyone in the movie so ugly? besides lucius malfoy played by jason isaacs, everyone is ridiculously ugly. and i only don't include jason isaacs because he plays the best bad guy ever. when he kills mel gibson's son in the patriot and rubs it in his face that that's the second son he's killed, oh man, that's awesome. any bad guy that brags about killing multiple family members to your face is a gangsta. but besides him, everyone looks like they fell down the ugly tree and hit every frikkin branch, twig, and leaf on the way down and then landed in the ugly puddle at the bottom. is that because all wizards are supposed to be ugly? or just british people? ginny is supposed to be cute and get mad guys for goodness' sake. (not like i read the book or anything)

anyway, there's my randomness for the day. so if you haven't seen "harry potter 4" yet, save yourself the money and don't. just read the book. i uhh... heard it was pretty good.